The universe is as big as the imagination that perceives it
The next horse you see will be dead
The next bones you see will be human
The next omen you see will be laughing
Have you considered a career in the protest business?
I gave up paranoia ages ago when I realised everybody was out to get me. Instead of being anxious about it, I decided to take it as a compliment.
Pain in the farce
Not a wolf in sheep’s clothing
but a wolf that’s eaten so many sheep
the wool is a permanent fixture
Seek and ye shall blind
I’ll happily wear a t-shirt that says “see you tomorrow”
shows off my optimist nature