Opium Eyes of Nico – Dronecaine

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A Cheese & Tomato Fisting

Starring Jeremy Livestock as Laurence Bollock-Monocle

and

Patricia Moneylender as Miss Nervous Bosom

and

Alan ‘Alan’ Allen as the butler; wishproof

 

Scene 1: The farmer is making hay. Meanwhile, his wife is being attended to by a physicist.

Wife: ‘What am I thinking, then?’

Physicist: ‘I have no idea, dear. I study quantum mechanics. You’d be thinking of a psychic, although if you go deeply into quantum mechanics, it’s not actually so different. Have you read David Bohm?’

W: ‘My bums only red cos you slapped it so hard!’

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