A Cheese & Tomato Fisting
Starring Jeremy Livestock as Laurence Bollock-Monocle
Patricia Moneylender as Miss Nervous Bosom
Alan ‘Alan’ Allen as the butler; wishproof
Scene 1: The farmer is making hay. Meanwhile, his wife is being attended to by a physicist.
Wife: ‘What am I thinking, then?’
Physicist: ‘I have no idea, dear. I study quantum mechanics. You’d be thinking of a psychic, although if you go deeply into quantum mechanics, it’s not actually so different. Have you read David Bohm?’
W: ‘My bums only red cos you slapped it so hard!’